Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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