I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
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Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
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