Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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