Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
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Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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