none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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