Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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