I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
what day is it and did you see me today?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
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Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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