The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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