What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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