Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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