Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Randomize