Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
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just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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