Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
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I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
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They are going to name an STD after you.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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