That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
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Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
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Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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