Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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