she takes plan B like it's going out of style
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Randomize
