i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
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I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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