That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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