what if every blade of grass was a penis?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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