It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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