The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
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I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
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Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
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