No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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