It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
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He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
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She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Can't talk, ducks in the car
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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