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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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