The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
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I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
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Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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