I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
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Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
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I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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