Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
