I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
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Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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