i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
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the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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