He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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