And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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