so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
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i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
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well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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