Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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