I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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