So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
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Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
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OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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