I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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