I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
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My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
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I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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