Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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