Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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