I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
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I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
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Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......