come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
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we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.