I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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