I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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