She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
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Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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