READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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