i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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