Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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