we have officially lost it.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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