I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
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I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
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I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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