Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
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You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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