All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I came so hard my ears popped.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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