I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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