maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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