just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
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She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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