hell yes lets make some ravioli
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
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I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
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if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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