he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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