sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
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I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
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You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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